For The Times I can't Breathe

attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character

Television: In the criminal justice system--

Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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andrewbreitel:

omg

coffeblack:

zombieinmybutt:

sexually-aggressive-cas:

romulanwhore:

sasscrackers:

platosatlantis:

Montreal student protesters baiting riot police with donuts.

aaaaand heres canada

#raise your hand if you love canada #everyone should be raising their hand

I bet those donuts don’t taste like freedom

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voldy92:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

best show ever

jimmy—richards:

i dont know what that second pose is but my bangs are growing out!!!!!!!!!

We are such a religious, God-fearing family that we photo document our prayers to Heaven.

Yeah, you have to tell her she’s pretty even if she looks like a truck.